Fucker--eels This song has a slow tempo with a "1 & 2 &" type beat (all those theory lessons and I can't remember the name). Eg. on playing pattern: C Em F G 1 & 2 & 1 & 2 & 1 & 2 & 1 & 2 & Capo on 5th Intro: C Em F G C Em F G Verse 1: C Em Came home tonight F G I felt like I've died of loneliness C Em "Strange," you think F G "But I been there too...." F C Looking for a simple life Bb F Life ain't simple F C Bb Tired and sick but I don't wanna be alone Verse 2: C Em Could go to a party F G But I don't really want to C Em F G For now I'm sitting out here on my front porch F C Writting in the dark air Bb F Listening to F C Bb My little black cat miaow Verse 3: C Em F G C Em Trying to bend some of the terrible passion that's coursing through F G me C Em Something about you F G C Em F G Something about spending the afternoon asleep in your arms C Em F G C Em F G I hate you, fucker. **continue those four chords then with heavy distortion only bang out the first 3 strings of each chord and end.